It takes a lot to get me to sew these days. I can't seem to get along with a sewing machine...
I never took Home Economics in high school. Instead I took Physics and Trigonometry and other brainiac classes. Obviously, looking back, I should have taken something more useful such as Home Ec, possibly photography and definitely a shop class or two. And I struggled through Physics and Trig, but not nearly as much as I struggled with cutting a square piece of nearly invisible, stretchy, green tulle fabric. I mean how is that supposed to happen? Maybe we should have covered it in Physics.
I've done my fair share of sewing. I grew up thinking that was natural. My grandmother was a wonderful seamstress, and so is my mother. They sewed their own clothes. They even sewed my riding habits which, for those who don't know, are the equivalent of a tuxedo with satin collars and ribbons up the outside seams. Obviously they were well schooled.
Mom taught me how to thread the machine and load the bobbin and sew a straight line. I haven't advanced much past that. One evening my sister came home to find me elbow deep in a pair of removable upholstery covers with tasseled edges for some large floor pillows. "I hate you. You know how to do everything." she griped. I replied, "No, all I know is how to thread the needle and the bobbin. The rest I'm just making up as I go." "Okay", she countered, "I hate that you believe you can make it up as you go along and it works."
Fine. Guilty as charged. The floor pillows came out incredibly well. You see, I have very particular tastes. I get an idea, and if I can't find it already made, I set about to make it myself. I've sewn countless window treatments on this premise, including some rather difficult roll shades with scalloped edges which garnered compliments from a friend with her own decorating business. I've found that when approaching a sewing project, the best start is to find some very forgiving fabric to work with. If it is striped or plaid, then I'm all set because I just follow the lines. I was not prepared to work with green tulle netting. But these are desperate times. You see... we have a plague. The plague is flea beetles and last year they decimated my eggplants.
I've dealt with flea beetles in some numbers from the very beginning. Below you can see some minor damage on the upper leaves of this Rosa Bianca eggplant which is a beautiful variety with jewel like, deep rose fruit. The damage just looks like little pin pricks with the sun shining through. It doesn't bother the plant much. The brown shingles in the background tell me it's from 2008 or earlier so that is at least 5 years of successful flea beetle breeding operations.
It begins innocently enough, with a few beetles that look and behave exactly as their name suggests. You could easily mistake them for fleas. Diaotomaceous earth discourages them. Spray drives them off for five minutes or so, but the constant assault of chemicals (even innocent ones like soap) and leaf choking powder does more harm to the plant than the beetles do. Maybe.
The beetles also enjoy radishes and potatoes. They LOVE Mustard Greens. Organic gardeners suggest planting some as a "catch crop" where the flea beetles will happily munch away and perhaps, if you planted an acre or so of Mustard Greens, they may ignore a few eggplants nearby.
2012 potatoes with flea beetle damage |
My garden is a haven where I hope to enjoy lush green, thriving plants. I do not enjoy looking at plants which resemble Lorraine Swiss Cheese. This just smacks of gardening failure and a black thumb.
And sew I set out to make the invisible, green, tulle eggplant condoms with side zippers. They turned out pretty well. I pinned Velcro cord organizers to each corner to suspend them from the plant supports, and used pretty green satin ribbon as the drawstring, which probably won't be pretty and satiny or even green for long. The green tulle is sheer enough to allow air and sunlight in and allow visual inspection for other pest infestations. And speaking of other pest infestations, the barrier theory is adaptable to other pests as well. Take for instance slugs and cut worms in your cucurbits.
Another barrier is used stockings. This has the advantage of being long enough to protect a length of stem which may be lying along the ground. Here I have my zuchinni dressed with a toilet paper roll and a knee high stocking just waiting to be pulled up the stem. Again, FREE (more or less), a guaranteed constant supply, and they expand to fit. What more could you want?
This is one of those pauses in gardening. The seeds are sewn. The plants are transplanted. The peas, the flowers, the potatoes and the carefully coddled tomatoes. Everything is trimmed, weeded, edged, mulched, protected, mowed, hoed and hilled . Plans have been laid. Hopes are high. And now.... we wait.